How to tell the sex of your computer mouse

Ok.. So I am goofing around at work. Doing my round of usual websites, checking out new posts. One of the site I check is fatwallet. I go on to check occasional deals..

But this post just had me rolling on the floor. It was regarding Microsoft's Supplemental Parts department and their return/repair policy..

"anyone actually have a problem with the microsoft mouse?

I had a problem with the male mouse (with ball[s]) not a female mouse (without ball[s]).."

hahaha.. too funny!